A Kid
That darn kid!! Always drawing stars and petals on my sidewalk. Today with permanent marker. So I filled all her fish bowls with koolaid, THEN TOOK A STEAMROLLER TO THEM!! Peeled the fishes off the asphalt, all melded together and made a pizza crust out of 'em. Yep, just throw your spare change into the goldenrod pizza crust and I'll continue my ballad. There's a magic show to the north, to the east, to the west, to the south. It must wrap around the entire rest of the world. Just me and the magic show. And you're here, listening to me. Donating every last organ until you are but a pony tail. But that's okay, cause you donated them all to yourself, just to see what it feels like to be a jigsaw puzzle for a while. Now that's real magic. They turned the whole ocean into stadium seating for spectators of the Show, but there's no magic there. It's mostly guys in kite suits, flying about. You can totally see the strings that hold up their tails. Why do people attend?? One guy spent his entire life just walking up the aisle to his seat. The aisle was a bridge, spanning the whole Pacific. So yeah, let's just stay right where we are. It's scary out there! We need like a circus tent, the kind with multiple rooms. And yes, ELEVENTEEN FLOORS!! Two elevators. Soooo many little kids will get LOST IN THE CIRCUS, you know, in the folds. And everyone will worry that the elephants snorted the kids, even though their trunks are safely tied in a bow. None of this will be a problem though cause all the kids are stuck watching their favourite magic. I'm just saying a tent would distinguish us from the Show. Like a new country. Maybe start by laying down a vast beige carpet. Just rug, all around ya. Vacuum cleaners bustling around, continuously keeping the thing clean. Uh oh, vacuums are closing in on you. Run run! Here they come. A whole swarm on your tail. Oh, look out, now they're coming from every direction!! You jump as they finally converge. Oh, oh, what's this I say what's this!! They all sucked each other up!! Just vvvvvvvwipp and suddenly they're all inside each other! The outermost one, containing all the other ones, somehow gets sucked up by the innermost one and the whole bundle of them just disappears. And the seven seas of people cheer wildly. You, yes you, have inexplicably won the Vacuum Battle, putting an end to the Show, ready to rebuild the world one sunflower at a time.
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